Set Crew... or... The Demon Teacher of Fleet Street (actually, it's Fillmore)

In case anyone was wondering... when the set flats for your play are white with multicolored polka dots, it takes an ungodly amount of red paint to cover them. Also, when you're painting said flats all red to be your barn for Charlotte's Web, and you're having your middle schoolers do the painting, you're all going to look like axe murderers by the end of the evening. It's a little weird for Valentine's Day that I now look like I'm a serial killer. Then again, it might be appropriate. Hmmmm......